IE6 Funeral

Matt Tucker
Matt Tucker

Thou who was anti anti-alias, I'll miss you from the bottom of my crushed heart. You never could accept your children, or side by side classes. If only you would have believed in your siblings, or more transparent with your feelings. You never learned to accept attributes of others. I tried to constrain the limits of your size... I asked you to be fixed... but you denied.

I'm afraid your crippled genes have been passed on to son.. you never did treat your descendants well. Like you, he can't focus, and really doesn't like things before or after. As we stand here in remembrance of your glory, I can see a tear dripping from the tip of the e's eye as your son and grand-daughter realize that their end is just around the bend.