IE6...I can't even count how many time we shared a table together...you remember, those fancy nested tables? But then I started hanging out with a different crowd and picked up more class and style than I used to have. I tried to coax you into hanging out with the new crowd too, but you wouldn't have any part in it.
Then came that day when I made the break. I floated on down the cascades with your ancestors and descendants...and you never made a move to join us. So it's your OWN fault that you're dead now!
To IE6's survivors, remember: Life's too short to drink cheap wine or to write code for archaic browsers! Dry those teary eyes and move on!